The Fairy Tail Mage of Laki Olietta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.649 billion Laki Oliettans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The Laki Oliettan economy, worth 252 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Trout Farming, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,261 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,654 per year while the poor average 12,995, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

Patriots insist that size does matter, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laki Olietta's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laki Olietta is ranked 230,068^th in the world and 1,871^st in Remembrance for Safest, scoring 23.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.